Many people at home have asked me about the health care here in the Land of Cheese. I have to report that, along with most things, the quality is very high. The doctors are extremely knowledgeable and the facilities are modern. However, there are cultural differences in health care and the types of concerns that I have verses the typical Swiss patient. I have been on the receiving end of a couple of withering looks when I ask my American-style questions, like the time when I asked about stopping the bottle at one year—which, as you know, determines which college your kid gets into in the U.S. My doctor just looked at me with a puzzled expression and said, “Why? A bottle is just a way to distribute milk.” No mention of baby bottle mouth, rotten teeth, excessive weight gain, etc. He didn’t tut, frown, or report me to social services. In fact, he really couldn’t understand why I was stressed.
My one healthcare issue is that while the doctors speak English, many receptionists do not. For example, the receptionist for our pediatrician does not speak English. I know it sounds really spoiled of me to complain, but it’s a comfort issue. Unlike in the U.S. where you can call the nurse, or the receptionist (or even the operator!) with your “is this normal?” question that you really don’t want to bother the doctor with, there is none of that here. I limp along with my rudimentary French descriptions of imaginary diseases that I, as a first-time mom, am convinced my daughter has contracted. It’s often humiliating. But, I have to say the receptionist is very patient and kind to me—and she usually just schedules an appointment with the doctor to placate me off the phone. I’m a regular at the office.
My first trip to my gynecologist in the Land of Cheese was one to remember. Set in a clinic in the Jura Mountains, I was greeting with a fabulous view of the countryside, Lake Geneva, and the Alps. I mean, can you imagine recovering in a hospital room that provided this coveted view? I could, and did—I immediately saw myself radiant and rested basking in this view, sweetly singing (yes sweetly) the “Sound of Music” to a cooing happy infant who would sleep through the night from day one. Sure, the clinic was a little 80s looking, but who’d even notice with that view? Besides, I heart the 80s.
